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Character art
May 24, 2025

Story Summary
May 22, 2025

Pirates
Rouge bandits guilty of a ‘treasure’ trove of intergalactic crimes from disturbances of organizational etiquettes to globally automated bootlegged IP theft technologies with a trail of enough gold coins to bring them to justice, IF they can be found!

Goldbeard has hoarded his catalogue of loot in his Goldspace waters. There he keeps a digital collection of stolen artworks, poetry, song lyrics which he used his automated content collector to override the original content creator’s digital rights from. Charge 1 of his many space crimes.

Slimebeard keeps key minerals in generating soils and proteins, along with the inventions Goldbeard used in the thefts.

Goldbeard

Slimebeard

The history the two pirates carry with them is one of an arguably honorable one. They were once vital members of the Nocreabind governing service. They were placed in situations where they were forced to reject, deny, and often remove Lightmasteths from their roles of services (ROS) . aka: jobs. This became more frequent when Gold and Slime were sent to make mass firings on buildings full of hard working Lightmasteths. Eventually these two nocreabind had enough of doing the dirty work for an exclusive group of Nocreabind which held the majortity of the currency the Lightmasteths would generate. Gold and Slime started by acting out in combative behaviors and recklessness in their dailyy work, but ultimately it was resentment for the group they were assigned to work for. This group (The – PreTangent) would collect all the dirt on them to leverage in case they ever retaliated, which they did. So the Pre-Tangent began writing a white list for the two , essentially a bad report card to justify firing them. The Pre-Tangent was still a Nocreabind and as such , they needed all the red tape to be confirmed before taking any permanent disciplinary action upon them, meanwhile Gold and Slime, being most involved with the pain of the Lightmasteths , they eventually snapped and made a coupe to stop firing and start Lootin! But not to take from their brethren , but rather from the largest wealth owners of the Pre-Tangent. Slime, being the bit of a scientist, developed a light projector so strong it could melt through the planets core . He wanted to test this technology so decided to compress it into a large metal tube, like a cannon that projected powerful mountain melting light. This was what Gold and Slime used to conduct their first act of justice, their first official theft from the head of the pre-tangent, they looted all his hard currency, his fine arts, his favorite records, and they knew which his favorites so they did that part specifically to piss him off. and they topped off their theft with another early versioned technology that Gold developed called ‘Silver’ which was a depredating application that was placed into the banking server which held an account owners currency data and then rerouted it to multiple other accounts without leaving any record of the transaction.
Gold and Slime performed these devious acts not for the gain of personal materials, but to take these valued possessions, resell them to some shady characters they met behind the parking lot on Jupiter, then disseminate that currency to all the Lightmasteths which they were forced to fire in the time of their employment of the Nocreabind governing body.